Part I: The Face-off
And now, Part II: Fighty Time!
Iron Man: OK, Steve-o, that's it! You asked for the butt-whooping I'm about to give you with my technology that will probably fry you up like a scorched hamburger patty. Hey, I never believed in fair fights anyway, or I wouldn't go around in armor all the time.
Cap: BRING IT ON, little man. My unbreakable shield and super-resilient muscles laugh at you and your puny technology. Venom! Cover me from behind!
Venom: Mmmaaannn, iiiiffff oonnnnllyyyy Sppiiiddeeerrr-mmaaannn wouuulddd sssayyy thhhattt. *siiiggghhhee* Fffffiiiiinnneee.
Wolverine: Well if we're fightin', bub, I'll take the doofus in the helmet. I mean, none'a the rest of you c'd handle him anyway.
Juggernaut: Doofus, huh? At least I'm not a furry.
Phoenix: Finally, some action! Who's got the popcorn?
Gambit: Not me. But ya know whut, ma cherie? I think I'm switchin' sides. Or maybe I'll just fight Spider-man - 'cause I hate fence-sitters! Oh wait.
Spider-man: Oh, good! I got no problem fighting you. You're a smelly THIEF. And who styled your hair, Richie Rich? Tell him he can have his part back.
Damn. Ya'd think with a nickname like Shellhead, th' armor'd be a little more fragile. Ah, hell. Cover's blown. Guess I'll have ta switch sides now.