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MAGNET WARS: Part I - The Face-Off - Walking on the Edge
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MAGNET WARS: Part I - The Face-Off
Ask, and ye shall receive. More fool you.



And now, Part I: The Face-off

Iron Man: Give it up, Cap! You and I both know the public isn't going to let this superhero registration thing die! I know because I'm a futurist, whatever the hell that means. I think it means I think I know the future even though I'm not psychic, but I'll have to check with She-Hulk. I think she said it means I'm a tool. I'm also a cynic, which is the real reason I can tell you right now that Americans are going to keep bitching and moaning about superheroes hiding behind masks forever, sometimes even when we're saving them from certain death. So we might as well give in now and tell them who we are! I don't know why you've got your panties in such a bunch here anyway; half of America knows who I am, and I'm still alive. Inside my nearly-invincible-somewhat-AI-can-protect-me-even-when-I'm-not-paying-attention metal suit.

Cap: Dammit, Tony. I won't listen to your pessimism and your defeatist attitude! Where would we be today if I had assumed the public really wanted the Nazis to take over during World War II? I would never have gotten to punch Hitler! Which was really awesome. So I'll keep fighting for what I believe in! I'll fight this war for the America we all know and love, the America that gives us the right to privacy, or at least includes it in the "penumbra of guarantees set forth in the Bill of Rights," whatever the heck that means. Can we ask She-Hulk about that one, too?

Phoenix: Geez, you two, will you get a room already? You're boring me here. I mean, sure, I don't want anybody up in my business, but when you've consumed worlds, you can't really sweat the small stuff anymore. I'm just here 'cause I think Logan's sexy. Short, hairy, and sexy. Yeah. I am weird.

Venom: Iiii'mmm juuussttt heeerrree tooo seee whaaaattt Ssspppiddderr-maaaan doooessss nexxxt. I'mmmmm kiiinda liiike hiiiss evilll faannngiiirrlll.

Wolverine: Grrrrrrrrnff *snikt*

Gambit: Ahhhhhh do say, mon ami, am ah standin' on the right side? The sexy redhead's over there.

Juggernaut: God, I am so boring. Big and mean and boring. La-di-da. Where's Black Tom?

Spider-man: Holy crud, what should I do? I mean, that's Captain America. Captain America. I can't fight Captain America! But I do love working for a rich dude with access to more nerdy science stuff than NASA. Except when he spies on me and MJ making out. That's creepy. Ohhhhh. I don't know what to doooo. I think I just webbed myself a little.

Deadpool: Heh heh heh heh heh. *innocent whistle* *cocks gun*


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nixve From: nixve Date: August 8th, 2009 10:56 pm (UTC) (current file)
This is yet one of the many things that reaffirm to me how awesome you are. :)
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: August 8th, 2009 11:44 pm (UTC) (current file)
Hee. Aw, thanks. :)

P.S. I don't have a personal ice cream maker like you, but you know what I got last time I grocery shopped? Ice cream cones! Just for fun. And they reminded me of you and your homemade ice cream adventures. Hee.
nixve From: nixve Date: August 9th, 2009 09:27 pm (UTC) (current file)
ooh! Ice cream cones! That is great :)
From: savvy_sleek Date: August 8th, 2009 11:17 pm (UTC) (current file)
Wouldn't Deadpool have the 4th wall awareness to know he's stuck to a refridgerator?

Oh, Phoenix/Jean Grey still has her fans, doesn't she?
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: August 8th, 2009 11:45 pm (UTC) (current file)
Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean he's going to tell us, necessarily. *g*
insptr_penguin From: insptr_penguin Date: August 10th, 2009 08:01 pm (UTC) (current file)
These are making me giggle madly. *g*
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: August 12th, 2009 09:20 pm (UTC) (current file)
Hee, yay! :)
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