amused...
Me: "It's good that you don't want to get a motorcycle. They're dangerous. I say look, touch, but don't ride, or you might get hurt!"
P: "See, that's how I feel about some women."
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Me, batting away a bug at the WWII Memorial: "I think that was a dragonfly. Or...huh, maybe it was two dragonflies. Mating."
B: "Yeah? I love me some dragonfly porn."
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L: "I really want some Burger King."
G: "You can do better than Burger King. Burger king is like...a weak hand job."
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Heeeee.
