Our story picks up after Loki kidnaps Death and informs Deadpool that he is Deadpool's father. Deadpool decides to go along with this funky notion for awhile. Loki promises to let Death go after Deadpool "completes his mission." Deadpool assumes Loki wants someone dead (what else to do people call the 'Pool-man for?) but as it turns out, it's not quite that simple...
After he agrees to go along with Loki's plan, he winds up on the street watching Thor save some people. Since Thor becomes mortal if he loses contact with the hammer for more than 60 seconds, Loki's plan is pretty darned easy to figure out. And we get this:
Aaaand, the last panel, where Deadpool finds out how bad it CAN be: as he is now cursed with the face of Thom Cruz. Hee.
P.S. I really, really want this shirt. I hope they don't stop selling it before I can afford one. Heh.