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Deadpool Week: Who WAS that mysterious non-masked woman? - Walking on the Edge
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Deadpool Week: Who WAS that mysterious non-masked woman?
In an unprecedented event, our next set of scans is from the very next issue, #28! Not the whole issue, but at least we've got a bit of a continuing storyline here. Anyway.

Our story continues with Deadpool and Monty (Mongomery, skinless wonder and former precognitive of Landau, Luckman, and Lake, whom Deadpool absconded with following the insane end-of-the-world Mithras shenanigans) at Deadpool's place in Bolivia. Deadpool has just sculpted a truly impressive giant bust of the woman he's been hallucinating, using doll heads and chewed Chiclets (really). 'Pool claims he is now cured and sane after Dr. Bong's treatment. Monty is skeptical. This leads to a favorite exchange of mine, wherein the phone rings and Deadpool gets a new merc job:

Deadpool: Just the thing to underscore all this culture and junk...Mayyy-h-e-m I'm gettin' hired for some mayyy-h-e-m-hem -- You can blow up a boat! You can strangle a goat! You can jump go carts over moaaats!
Monty: You are so broken.

Sadly, as we learn, the job he's been hired for is (shocking!) a trap. 'Pool and Ilaney (his pilot, picked up in a previous story, she's blonde and German and slightly rotund) go down South for the job and the woman that Deadpool's been hallucinating runs smack into him while trying to escape from Bullseye (another merc). Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Monty, precog who tracked Deadpool's movements for almost 10 years, can't place the hallucination-woman at all, so he decides to ask a former co-worker (Zoe) for help.

Deadpool asks Bullseye, one merc to another, if he'll drop the job and let the woman he's chasing go. Bullseye stabs 'Pool in the gut in answer. And then we get this:

(thanks to storm_dragoness for 3 scans I was missing!)

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bairdduvessa From: bairdduvessa Date: May 21st, 2009 10:42 pm (UTC) (current file)
thats one of the few issues i don't have i think :(
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: May 22nd, 2009 02:27 am (UTC) (current file)
It's pretty good, although not his funniest I don't think, because of course they're setting up/dealing with more drama. Which can also be good, of course.
bairdduvessa From: bairdduvessa Date: May 22nd, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC) (current file)
it's wade...its all good
greyduck From: greyduck Date: May 21st, 2009 10:46 pm (UTC) (current file)
"How ironic... how cliche... how ouchie." *snicker* Nice.
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: May 22nd, 2009 02:27 am (UTC) (current file)
Hee, I know.
inlaterdays From: inlaterdays Date: May 21st, 2009 10:58 pm (UTC) (current file)
May...may I friend you?


I seem to be constantly following links to your journal these days for the awesome Deadpool stuffs...this time it was a Twitter link!
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: May 22nd, 2009 02:28 am (UTC) (current file)
Well of course. All Deadpool fans welcome here. *g*

I seem to be posting an inordinate amount of Deadpool stuff these days, heh. I do actually post other things too, of course. On occasion. :)
inlaterdays From: inlaterdays Date: May 22nd, 2009 01:16 pm (UTC) (current file)
Thank you! :D
nixve From: nixve Date: May 22nd, 2009 02:37 am (UTC) (current file)
It is so awesome that you are posting these scans. If I only had the money to buy comics, I'd totally be grabbing up Deadpool issues! You've got me hooked! :)
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: May 22nd, 2009 04:00 am (UTC) (current file)
Aw, yay! I am glad you are enjoying them. Deadpool is AWESOME. Hee. (And I still have, like, 8 or 10 more posts-worth of stuuuuuuff. I think. Whew!)
storm_dragoness From: storm_dragoness Date: May 22nd, 2009 05:41 am (UTC) (current file)
A bit late but here a your missing scans.

01, 02, 03
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: May 22nd, 2009 05:56 am (UTC) (current file)
Oh, hey thanks! :)
From: pensive1 Date: May 23rd, 2009 07:18 pm (UTC) (current file)

Reader's Digest version: Wade, I love you but I think you're doin memories wrong. I'm sorry, I just don't believe you. :(

But dammit every time he meets an old flame or is all ♥_♥ with a woman, I go all to pieces.
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: May 29th, 2009 04:12 am (UTC) (current file)
I know, right?

Gah, the whole T-Ray thing messes with my head sometimes. heh.
pensive1 From: pensive1 Date: May 29th, 2009 04:23 am (UTC) (current file)
I read #33 today where it's all laid out. I felt so vindicated (even if T-Ray was Doin It Wrong showing Deadpool wearing his red/black costume in the flashbacks).

I know Deadpool eventually overcame his shittasticness, but wow did I lose something for him upon discovering just how ... well he said it best: "When did I find time to be that...bad...?"
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