Emily (foresthouse) wrote,
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Wolverine trailer and pics, including...Deadpool!

Look!!

This movie just drags me up and down with its glimpses of Wade. First I'm all, "OMG WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING WITH LINES EVERYWHERE AND NO MOUTH?" and then I'm all, "OMG LOOK AT THAT AWESOME LEAP AND SPIN AND THE THING WITH THE KATANAS YAY!" and then I'm all, "ARE THOSE LASERS COMING OUT OF HIS EYES WHUT?"

I mean, seriously: WHUT?

So from this trailer, we learn that:

a) There is a point in the movie where Wade has blades taped to his hands and weird-ass lines drawn all over him and funny diamond shapes around his eyes and his mouth looks crooked and weird (I froze the frame, it really does), as per the toy that was released earlier this month;

b) They aren't there at another point in the movie, which means probably they are part of whatever they did to him at Weapon X, which I can accept (kind of like how in the X-Men movies Wolverine had places drawn on him for the adamantium delivery needles to be injected when we saw him in a flashback) so long as they are not the "after" of their experimenting, because Wade having permanent weird lines and screwy mouth is SO NOT CANON IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY;

c) At SOME point in the movie Wade will get to use his two katanas and wear a knife and do awesome things that definitely look Deadpoolish; and

d) SERIOUSLY, WHUT? LASERS? (Again, I froze the frame - whoever's shooting lasers from his eyes has the weird markings on his chest, too.) UH-OH.


I am seriously concerned that somehow, we are going to end up with "after" Wade being the crazy-ass looking one. Because Wade in the comics has no hair, ergo I'd assume that bald Wade is post-operative Wade. BUT WHY ASSUME ANYTHING WITH THIS FILM, REALLY?

Seriously. Stop it, Wolverine trailers. You're messing with my stress levels, here.
Tags: comics, deadpool, movies, wolverine, x-men
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