Avast ye! T'day be Interrrrnational Talk Like a Pirate Day , so don't ye all go'n'ferget to use yer best pirate lingo t'unsuspectin' folk! As fer me, I'm a mite busy ferrrr long, piratey entries, but if ye'r longin' fer some pirate speak, ye might want to check out the jourrrrnal of me good buddy, Deadpool . An' now, I must go hornswaggle some job tips outta a fair lassie. Savvy?