Emily (foresthouse) wrote,
Emily
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Hey, what else can we break?

*takes a break from transcribing*

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You know, I can honestly say that while I still sincerely doubt I will ever be fearless enough to actually read the books (still convinced that doing so would lower my IQ to the point of no return and scared of ensuing comatose and/or hopeless illiterate state), the Twilight wank is really one of the best things ever. It's the hilarity that keeps on giving!

See Rupert Grint lost a bet with Robert Pattinson and now has to read the Twilight books. I love how it's the punishment for losing the bet.

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And speaking of hilarity, have I ever mentioned to you what might be one of my favorite euphemisms ever for sex? No? It's "breaking houses," as illustrated in Growing Up Cullen:

(in discussing how in the Twilight series, supposedly, Edward the vampire stayed a virgin for a bazillion years until Bella came along)

welurklate: LIKE WILD SEX ALL OVER THE PLACE AND EDWARD IS....READING
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welurklate: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!!
welurklate: reading like flowers for alegeron all pissed off while rose and emmett are breaking houses

HEE.

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In somewhat related things, Cleolinda on a podcast (Twilight is mentioned, you know, just a bit)

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And in unrelated things that are still funny, Robert Heinlein's Bizarre Fan Mail Response Letter
Tags: cleolinda, funny, language, reading, sci-fi, twilight, writers
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