Bumper Stickers I would love to own:

i souport publik edekasion.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Make it idiot-proof and somebody will make a better idiot.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Okay, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you!

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

We have enough youth. How about a Fountain of Smart?

Tags: bumper stickers, humor
Trixie feels: amused