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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Make it idiot-proof and somebody will make a better idiot.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Okay, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you!
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
We have enough youth. How about a Fountain of Smart?