April 18th, 2002

Trixie heroine addict blue

Update on the summer

YES, I am working in Yellowstone NP this summer. Eagerly awaiting my contract. How COOL. I get to take free buses to anywhere in the park on my vaca days, and they set me up with other employee housing in other parts of the park for the night. WHHEEEEE!!!
Guess I won't be seeing free concerts for the 6th summer running :( oh well, c'est la vie! Yellowstone and Europe win...
Trixie heroine addict blue

The Food Production Paradox

Forget the Language Paradox, this one is much more frightening, and here it is:
1) I am so weak from hunger that I must eat right away
2) My dishes are all dirty, so I must wash them to cook food to eat
3) due to hunger I don't have the strength to wash them
4) If I don't wash my dishes I can't eat
5) If I don't eat I can't wash my dishes
6) If I don't wash my dishes I can't eat.....