Auntie Mame's Child Development Center, Inc.
(maiming is all a part of natural child development...)
Chemical People Task Force:
"This group of concerned citizens is committed to the task of lessening substance abuse among school age children. They acknowledge the responsibility of all citizens to unite and use their problem-solving abilities to address abuse of chemicals by young people."
Riiiight...They just wanted to be able to say, "Yo! We're the Chemical People!"
Lide White Boys and Girls Club
Ok, that is almost as bad as the fact that my high school was almost named after its first principal, Dr. Richard White...as in, "hey, I go to the Rich White High School". Do these people think when they name these things??
I think my IQ deteriorates every time I encounter something like this...Soon I will no longer be able to distinguish which programs "help working-age people get back into the work force" and Ken will have to fire me.