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OMG judges are funny. Secret code embedded in judicial opinion for Da Vinci Code case. I seem to be stealing all my news directly from dachelle these days. Sorry, dear! But I just had to post this one so I don't forget where it is.

I remember there's this one awesome awesome judge who writes absolutely hilarious opinions. In one of them he repremands the lawyers for being so dumb and implies that the briefs were written in crayon, and in another one he makes fun of the plaintiff (I think) for wanting to change venues. Was it...Judge Kent? I forget his name! He's totally cool though.

Hem. Studying. Right.

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dachelle From: dachelle Date: May 2nd, 2006 12:45 am (UTC) (current file)
Content thief!

Heh. It's fine, really.

I'm uploading the Duran Duran track now, so check back later tonight or tomorrow for it in my LJ.
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: May 2nd, 2006 02:06 am (UTC) (current file)
Yaaaaay!

I'm so unoriginal. And I just want to be like you. You know it. *g*
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: May 3rd, 2006 07:59 pm (UTC) (current file)
P.S. Look below, virginia_belle linked some of Judge Kent's opinions. I bet you will like them if you haven't seen them before. :)
yarha From: yarha Date: May 2nd, 2006 02:46 pm (UTC) (current file)
...and they say 'sober as a judge'.

Yarha, Judge Ye Not
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: May 3rd, 2006 07:51 pm (UTC) (current file)
Yes, well. They also say that like, 80% of all lawyers are alcoholics, and some of those are judges...so at least in one way, there are probably a lot of un-sober judges out there. ;)
yarha From: yarha Date: May 3rd, 2006 08:08 pm (UTC) (current file)
Which reminds me of my favorite quote by a judge:

"You say you were 'drunk as a lord'? As a class, they are quite sober."

Yarha, British Aristocracy Humor==Very Little
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: May 3rd, 2006 10:48 pm (UTC) (current file)
Hee!
virginia_belle From: virginia_belle Date: May 2nd, 2006 05:53 pm (UTC) (current file)
Yes - Judge Kent from Galveston is hilarious!!

Here are links to some of his opinions:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/obiwan4.html ("the Bolivia/Brazoria case")

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/skent1.html (you can get to Corut by jackrabbit if you must)

http://classes.lls.edu/fall2004/lrw-hawthorne/documents/BradshawvUnityMarine.pdf (conspiracy by lawyers writing in crayon)

Have fun!

B.
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: May 3rd, 2006 07:58 pm (UTC) (current file)
Yay! I don't think I've read the first one before. :)
0ccam From: 0ccam Date: May 2nd, 2006 10:38 pm (UTC) (current file)
Here is the solution to Judge Smith's cipher.
foresthouse From: foresthouse Date: May 3rd, 2006 08:06 pm (UTC) (current file)
Crazy judge! I would never have known who Jackie F. was otherwise, though. :)
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